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lyrics
Dear Santa Claus, forget the toys.
This year I'm not even sure
they'd bring any joy anyway.
Lately all I'm praying for
is just a little schadenfreude
in the good old USA
There is just one wish that exists
on my list this christmas
Oh dear Santa Claus
please help out the cause.
Take ol Donald Trump
put him in handcuffs
and throw his ass in prison
Obstruction or collusion
man i don't care how you do it
but if you're asking what I think
ex-president convicted sex criminal
has quite a nice ring to it
I wanna take yr white christmas Trump
and paint it brown for you
when i say that black lives matter
i bet it makes you blue
you're so blue now,
orange you? orange you!
You orange bag of uncooked chicken
stuffed into a suit
with a poorly woven yellow plastic rug
stuck to your roof
i'm sick of you
and every idiotic thing
you ever say or do
Have you no shame
in any part
of your psychopath malignant-ass
excuse for a heart
of your psychopath malignant
racist narcissistic
woman-hating homophobic
greedy tiny-handed phony
nasty metastasizing tumor
that you call a heart.
Merry Christmas, happy new year
Santa am I coming through clear?
give me a lump of coal
or just an empty box
i wanna see that chump Donald Trump
get locked up in prison
oh please Santa Claus
credits
released December 15, 2017
Andy Dixon - guitar and vocal
John Norris - drums
Jesse Mangum - bass
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